Many years from today:

  • My child:

    Let's go to the zoo to see some wild cows and rhinos!

  • Me:

    Sorry sweetie, we can't, I'm too busy harvesting our home-grown potatoes.

  • My Child:

    Please??? Mr. Hosokawa and Gen will be there on tour!

  • Me:

    EXCUSE ME!? YOU MEAN THE ONES I SHIPPED ON MY PSAT?!

  • My child:

    What is a PSAT?!

  • Me:

    Gee wiz, you'll have to find THE TRANSLATORS!!

  • My child:

    Are you okay?!

  • Me:

    Sorry, I was being nostalgic because THE TRANSLATORS!

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